Monday, November 7, 2011

The Cinema Club's sexiest entry... Ever???

So today has been kind of a bad day. I've mentioned earlier that I'm having a very bad hair day. I also humiliated myself in German Class, when my cellphone (which features an atrocious Peewee Herman ringtone) went off in the middle of an exam. And on top of it all, it's Monday. So I started thinking, whats a surefire way to cheer yourself up when you're feeling blue? Well that's easy: SEXY MEN. (Sorry, male audience, but you're SOL today!). So this entry is for are for all you Women and Gay Men out there who are having a miserable Monday. I can guarantee by the end of this post you'll either be blasting tunes like this or looking at me and saying something along these lines: 

Oh, PS: Try to keep your panties on. 

DISCLAIMER: The Cinema Club is not responsible for any shortness of breath, inability to breath, heart palpitations, and/or dizziness and disorientation. Furthermore, the Cinema Club is not responsible for your inability to contain yourself and therefore cannot be held accountable for you coming all over your pants and/or couch. Also, the Cinema Club cannot be deemed responsible for any rash decision you may make after experiencing the utter sexiness of this blog, including (but not limited to) public exposure, sleeping with random strangers, the stalking and/or pursuing of any of the following celebrities. As a final disclaimer, the Cinema Club would like to warn readers that the following men are incredibly sexy and likely will cause heart palpitations, dizziness, and shortness of breath.  


You can breathe now! ;)

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