Day 11 - A Film By Your Favorite Director

Jeebus. At the rate we're going this 30 Day Challenge is going to take A Bagillion Years to finish. Lately I've been feeling a whole cocktail of emotions. After my lovely one managed to break my heart AGAIN, I decided to go MIA for a while, to just scream and cry and behave like the exorcist and get it out of my system. Then on Saturday I went through a brief phase where I was pretty much like: 

 

But now, Spring is right around the corner and I'm sick and tired of feeling sick and tired. So it's time to forget the bastard, enjoy the outdoors, and keep up with this blogging business. My new mantra and/or reply to all negative comments is going to be: 

Fuck You, I'm Fabulous.

 Yes. It's excellent. And there's even a little Bugs Bunny gif to go with it! 

 

 

So the Topic to today's 30 Day Challenge is: A Film By Your Favorite Director. Well that's EASY! My Favorite Director is Quentin Tarantino. He was the genius that brought Reservoir Dogs into my life. Since I already reviewed Reservoir Dogs on Day 1, I'm going to talk about a movie that brings me immense joy whenever I see it: Inglourious Basterds.  

My reaction to this movie every damn time.

Oh my goodness. This movie. So amazing. The Canadian Puck Bunny is lost for words (which is pretty bad considering this is a blog and requires many words). 

Before we begin, for those of you planning on trolling my blog and pretentiously informing me that I have spelled both Inglorious and Bastards wrong, here is what I have to say to you: 

 

And listen the fuck to what I have to say.

Quentin Tarantino is cool enough to invent his own way of spelling things (just like I wish I was cool enough to invent my own way of doing math). Tarantino is so bitchin', that during an interview at the Cannes Film festival, when he was asked about the peculiar spelling, Quentin was all: "I'm never going to tell." He later explained that the 'e' in Basterds is because that's how you say it... Basterds. But he will never explain about the U in Inglourious. He said it's "Quentin Tarantino spelling". How freakin' cool is that. 
As a matter of fact, my debut as a filmmaker will start in a remake of Citizen Kane. Only instead of being about Charles Foster Kane and finding out what the fuck Rosebud means, the film will be about Quentin Tarantino and what the U in Inglourious means.  

 

So Inglourious Basterds is a WWII fantasy film about a group of Jewish American soldiers sent to Germany to assassinate Nazi soldiers. Only its Quentin Tarantino, so it's going to be a little more brutal than that. Brad Pitt plays Lieutenant Aldo Raine, who demands Nazi scalps from his troops. 

   

The movie also stars a whole bunch of peeps that we LOVE here at the Cinema Club.

First of all, we have Melanie Laurent, who was featured here in our Top 10 Hottest Actresses post. 

Another favorite here at the Cinema Club is Michael Fassbender. Oh goodness. He is smokin' hot in this movie. Good lord, I think all us ladies were hot under the collar. First when he used his British accent, and then when he speaks fluent German. Oh, baby!

 

Other cutie that is less popular is Eli Roth. He plays the "bear Jew" that beats Hitler's boys over the head with a baseball bat upon misbehavior.

Man, all those "so and so is a basterd" posters are kinda making me want to be a basterd too...

So, all these guys are cool and awesome but one of the best parts of Inglourious Basterds is the character Hans Landa. Why? He's played by Sexy Saturday alumnus Christoph Waltz!

 

Goodness gracious that man is gorgeous. Can we not talk about the movie and just adore Christoph Waltz's gorgeousness? 

 

Yes Please. 

I LOVE.

So this movie is amazing, it's instantly quotable, the characters are fantastic, and the fact that its a multilingual bloody adventure by Tarantino makes it even better. 

-Captain

Sexy Saturday: Christoph Waltz

Readers! I think what I have for you this week is possibly the Sexiest Sexy Saturday ever!

 

For Reals!?

GET EXCITED. Because this week's Sexy Saturday is....

Christoph Waltz!

Hot... DAMN! <3

 

 

Fangirl Pandemonium!

Seriously folks, this is exciting stuff. If you're not already convinced I can guarantee you'll be drooling by the end of this post. Christoph Waltz is one hot son of a bitch and you will soon see why. But first, we must cover the basics. 

Christoph Waltz is a talented actor, born on October 4th, 1956 in Vienna, Austria. And as we know from the Matt Damon Sexy Saturday, the hottest guys are born in October. Its truth! It's fact! It's textbook!

Now, upon Googling Christoph Waltz, I came upon this rather... odd... search result:

Trolololo? Srsly? ....wtf?

I was confused too. So I looked it up on youtube.... and at first I was reluctant to share this video. But then I figured you'd all find it on your own anyways so I might aswell include it in this post. Yeah, it's weird. And I have no excuses. But now that we've gotten that out of the way we can move on now and appreciate the hotness that is Christoph Waltz.

  Moving on now. 

Waltz has been acting for years, but it wasn't until Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds hit the big screens did Waltz get Hollywood attention. Most of Waltz's acting was done in European TV series. But since Inglourious Basterds, Waltz has now had roles in movies such as The Green Hornet, Water for Elephants, The Three Musketeers, and Carnage.

Might I add, Waltz's performance in Inglourious Basterds was beyond supreme, and I cheered my lungs out when he won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.  

Col. Awesome

Damn Straight.

Furthermore, Christoph Waltz can speak a bagillion languages and if that doesn't get you hot under the collar, I don't know what will. (By a bagillion I mean 3). And 3 is impressive because he's fluent in them. English, French, and German. Geil! 

Now sit back and enjoy this gif: 

 

 

He's... GORGEOUS.

For those of you who have never seen Inglourious Basterds, I implore you to go and watch it. It is one of my favorite movies and it was absolutely amazing. Christoph Waltz's acting was jaw droppingly awesome. The sex appeal he exuded was dizzying and you can't help but wish you could be pressed against him while he's in that uniform. 

   

Plus, he's freakin' adorable.

There's no denying how much you love this photo.

Now I'm going to spoil all of you with photos of him as a young man.  

You're welcome.

 

He even looks good when he's filthy.

Oh my God, Christoph Waltz.

  

See, I told you he was one hell of a sexy guy! Now I must put this Sexy Saturday to a close. But you know, Readers, I feel pretty good. Because I know that all around the world, women are swooning over Christoph Waltz. And he deserves that. 

Round of applause, please.

Finals have RUINED me!

Readers, I have come to a realization...

My Blog is smut.

Yes, really. 

I can't even remember the last time I talked about movies. Lately there have just been a whole bunch of posts like this:

Look at me, I'm Ryan Gosling! I'm adorable and the object of your sexual fantasies! CHECK IT OUT I'm in a bathtub!

I know most of you aren't complaining, but really this is quite ridiculous and I'm sure I've driven all my male readers away.

I'm sorry! Please come back! D:

To make matters even worse, I forgot to wish everyone a happy Thanks Giving! 

I really need to pull my act together.

But the truth is I am a Unavertute Universety University Student, and I am supposed to be studying for finals... But in reality I'm just dying a slow and painful death surrounded by textbooks and scrap paper. I've forgotten what it's like to sleep. 

So I'll tell you what. After Finals are done, perhaps sometime in the New Year, I shall return and bring you all posts about Movies. With of course weekly Sexy Saturdays. And sometimes those super hot "Cure for the Mondays" posts. 

Christoph Waltz approves.

Mondays SUCK/ The Cinema Club's 2nd Sexiest Entry Ever

Mondays suck. They do. Lately I've been experiencing the most crazy whirlwind of emotions. The final result, after a week of this incomprehensible madness, I am left feeling anxious, a little bit sore, and (PREPARE FOR DRAMA) teetering on the brink of depression.  Dun-dun-DUNN!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

  (Artwork by Liol)

Well, if you recall last Monday's entry, I came up with a solution to this problem. How does one cure a case of the Mondays? With hot men of course. So as a follow up to The Cinema Club's Sexiest Post Ever, I'd like to bring to you yet another disgustingly brilliant collage of gorgeous men in minimal clothing. 

MY BLOG MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A WHORE!!!

But it feels so good...!

Ok, readers, heeere we goooo!

PS: Probably NSFW.

DISCLAIMER: The Cinema Club is not responsible for any shortness of breath, inability to breathe, heart palpitations, and/or dizziness and disorientation. Furthermore, the Cinema Club is not responsible for your inability to contain yourself and therefore cannot be held accountable for you coming all over your pants and/or couch. Also, the Cinema Club cannot be deemed responsible for any rash decision you may make after experiencing the utter sexiness of this blog, including (but not limited to) public exposure, sleeping with random strangers, the stalking and/or pursuing of any of the following celebrities. As a final disclaimer, the Cinema Club would like to warn readers that the following men are incredibly sexy and likely will cause heart palpitations, dizziness, and shortness of breath.  

<3

Remember to breathe ;)