|Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!|
And you're the world's most lovable cranky guy (You still managed to keep a multitude of fans after Throwing that Phone at that Receptionist for hell knows what reason).
So anyways, Have a super Happy Birthday, Russell Crowe! Live a long, healthy life so we can enjoy your acting for many years to come. But You can quit singing whenever you like.
And since you're so awesome, I'll make sure to do plenty of this:
|HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE RUSTY!!!!|
El Capitain OUT!
|He's cuter than a puppy and a kitten trying to climb into the same slipper!!!|