Upon seeing the trailer for Sucker Punch, all I could really say was: "Well that looks dumb."
If you ask a guy what he thinks about Sucker Punch, he'll just chuckle awkwardly while trying to hide the tent in his pants.
...really, guys? Really?...
Not only does the entire movie look green-screened, but the acting looks atrocious and the costumes look like they came from the clearance rack of a sex store.
|Home for the mentally insane... or brothel!?!?|
When I saw that Sucker Punch was rated PG-13 my jaw kinda hit the floor. Speaking of 13, Emily Browning does not look like she was born in '88.
I suppose there are things in life we will never understand. For some people, it may be calculus. For others, it may be Shakespeare. For me, it's why someone would spend 85 million dollars on a bunch of girls running around in lingerie.
So will I spend $12.50 to see this in theaters?
Will I hear about it from all my guy friends?
El Capitain OUT!