The Cinema Club is very cranky.

I am the Canadian Puck Bunny. And as a hockey lover and resident Canadian, Winter is my busy season (for those of you who don't live in Canada, I shall inform you that we have two seasons here in the north: Winter and Not Winter). It is during the winter time that I am active on The Twitter, watching Hockey, "studying" in University, and (of course) keeping up with this blog. As regular readers have noticed, this blog has been dead since Winter decided to take a break and let "summer" have a turn. What has awakened me from my backwards hibernation, one may ask? 

A Number of Things. 

First and foremost, I would like to mention right now that I am CONSIDERABLY PO'ed. Puck Bunnies do not LIKE to be awakened from their hibernation!!! But a considerable list of matters has reached my rabbit ears and I feel the need to set the record straight. 

Everybody STFU and listen to what I have to say.

 1. Blogger changed their editing layout around since I was last here. AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

 2. DO NOT go to see that new Batman movie. Apparently you will be shot to death.  Be patient and wait for it to come out on Netflix.

 3. And this is the biggie- apparently they're re-doing and/or adding to the Bourne Movies. This is VERY BAD.  When I first made this discovery I was comfortably snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. Then the preview came on and I pretty much shot up and asked the TV: 

 You CANNOT re-do a movie trilogy that is already perfect in every way shape and form!

I repeat: perfect.

After my spastic reaction to the trailer, my annoyed boyfriend called me a Cry-Baby. Although I quieted down, I desperately tried to use telepathy to tell my boyfriend: 

  I quickly dismissed the matter and attempted to pass it off as a bad dream. But alas, today I was watching TV when the trailer came on again. My Reaction?  Something like this: 

I am thoroughly irked by this matter. I'm sorry, but one cannot replace Matt Damon's sexy action packed adventures through Europe with... with... THIS: 

IT'S ALL WRONG.

I'm too distraught to keep writing this post.