Happy Birthday, Sharlto Copley!

Guess what, guys? Sexy Saturday alumnus Sharlto Copley turns 38 today! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 

Yes, this is him. No, you will never witness anything more adorable.

So Sharlto Copley is the cutest ever.

We Know This. 

But what else makes him awesome? Well everything about him is likable. Literally, everything. There is not one aspect of Mr. Copley that we don't adore here at the Cinema Club. Except maybe that he isn't in more movies. 

For every problem there is a solution.

 But what is is about Sharlto Copley that we all adore so much? Everyone seems to agree that he is immensely talented, very funny, friendly, and just so freakin' cute. 

<3

One of my favorite things about Mr. Copley is how interactive he is with his fans. If you visit his Facebook, you'll see that he is incredible friendly and interactive with his fans, often using fanart for his profile pictures, and commenting on things that people post on his page. How awesome is that? He shows us that one can be a talented, successful actor and still be a friendly approachable human being. Really Sharlto, kudos to you. 

Top 3 Reasons why Today's Birthday Boy is Amazing:   

1. He possesses wells of talent. He gives us the tortured soul routine in District 9, then turns around and makes us all laugh out loud with his red carpet gags and his performance in A-Team.
2. He is super friendly and interacts with his fans on a regular basis.  Not only does he post behind the scenes photos of the movies he does, but he uses some his fan's artwork as his profile picture and comments on the rest.
3. He is incredibly classy and proper. You never see him in trashy celebrity magazines and he's never been arrested.  

  

So, Happy Birthday Sharlto Copley! You are amazing and talented and your fans all love you very much. Keep up the good work!

[HUG]

(A little something we would all like to give you)

El Capitain OUT!

 

Sexy... Sunday? Ryan Gosling!

Oh My Goodness Readers I am so sorry! I missed your favorite day of the week!

Sexy Saturday!

But what's a girl to do? Yesterday I was so busy freezing my buns off in this insufferable Canadian Climate that I didn't have time to bring you the libido-boosting post I know you all crave. 

In these temperatures, a girl needs two things: Underarmour and a warm boyfriend.

 

In other news, Hot Chelle Rae's one hit wonder "Tonight Tonight" happens to be stuck in my head. And I honestly don't know what to make of this. 

It's been a really really messed up week... 

No.  

^Your face now that Tonight Tonight is stuck in your head too

 So, dear readers, my apologies for moving at a glacial pace and taking an ice-age to bring you your Sexy Saturday.  Without further ado, I'd like to bring to you this week's gorgeous man-god (who happens to be a Belated Birthday Boy aswell): 

Ryan Gosling!

Holy shit.

Readers, let me tell you something. It is very hard to give me butterflies. I can only think of two human beings I have met in the flesh that have done this to me. On top of that, very few celebrities have achieved this. Let me tell you, Ryan Gosling gives me butterflies. Hardcore.

Ryan Thomas Gosling was born on the 12th of November, 1980. Wanna hear something awesome? 

HE'S CANADIAN. 

F*ck yeah, EH! 

Gosling was born in London, Ontario to Thomas and Donna Gosling. He has an older sister, and was raised in a Mormon Household. Gosling's parents divorced when he was a child. 

Apparently, Ryan was diagnosed with ADHD and he was placed in a Special Needs class. 

Special-Ed with Ryan Gosling! Teeheeheehee

So let's talk about Ryan Gosling's Filmogrophy. Every one and their mother knows he starred in The Notebook (Which I haven't seen...) But what else has he been in? Where can we catch more Ryan Gosling screen-time? Allow me to educate you.

Remember the Titans (2000)

The Believer (2001) 

The Slaughter Rule (2002)

Murder by Numbers (2002)

The United States of Leland (2003)

The Notebook (2004)

Stay (2005) 

Half Nelson (2006) 

Fracture (2007) 

Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

... I wanted to omit this.

Blue Valentine (2010)

All the good things (2010) 

Drive (2011) 

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 

The Ides of March (2011)

And that is all. For now. 

Ok, I'm sorry, but can I just take a second here to talk about how  

freakin' hot he is??? 

My clothes took themselves off, I swear.

I mean, I want to deliver a quality post full of fun facts and intelligent jokes. But... 

THIS: 

Keeps getting in the way. 

Ok. Serious now. Let's talk about his charities. As it turns out, this cutie is a real charitable guy. And here at the Cinema Club, we like that. A lot. 

Gosling dips into his wallet for Invisible Children, PETA, SickKids Foundation, and Silverlake Conservatory of Music.

GEEZUS!

*Shiver*

 I.... I'm speechless. I really don't have much to say. All I can really formulate in my mind is an incomprehensible mush of vowels and half-words. Kinda like this: 

fhsjdhfsi'ghdnshikhfbah<3

The Top 3 Reasons Why I Love Ryan Gosling:

1. He looks like a sexy Tim Roth x Thomas Kretschmann Hybrid 
2. Blonde hair and blue eyed boys make me melt 
3. He is both talented and charitable 

  

I suppose it would be prudent to mention that he also makes Music. That's right, kids. Not only does he act, but he also sings. And he's actually pretty good. Dead Man's Bones. Look 'em up. 

Jesus Christ! You're good with kids too?? Marry me already!

Alright. I suppose we've drooled over this poor man enough already. It's time to put this Sexy Saturday to an end. But first... 

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, RYAN GOSLING! 

 

El Capitain OUT! 

This is just too cute. <3

Sexy Saturday/Happy Birthday: Tim Roth

Readers, today I am so incredibly excited and ever so proud to wish one of my very favorite actors a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and also crown him as this week's Sexy Saturday. Ladies and Gents, today I bring to you... 

Tim Roth!!!

Tim Roth: Redefining Sexy since 1982

Tim Roth was born on May 14th, 1961 in London, England. He was born in the Dulwich area of London. Classy! So as of today, Timmy is 50 years old. AWESOME! (As you may have gathered from previous entries, I really do not have a problem with age. As a matter of fact, men have a tendency to get increasingly more appealing with age [in my humble opinion]. Until of course they reach a certain point- otherwise known as the golden years. Even I think that's too old). 

Roth, darling, since you are so incredibly amazing, I will make sure to do some form of partying tonight in your honor.

WE'RE HERE FOR TIM!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!

You look like a monkey! And you smell like one too!

  Really wasn't diggin' your character in Planet of the Apes.

  

Time for a Brief filmography! Here we go, Kids. Let's talk about El Capitain's absolute favorite movie. Reservoir Dogs (1992) was directed by mastermind Quentin Tarantino. 

 

Good Heavens I think he's so hot. Even while bleeding to death.

 

This movie is simply the best spent 99 minutes of my life. Not even kidding. Starring Harvey Keitel, Michael Madsen, and Steve Buscemi.Though Roth had appeared in a number of films and television shows before 92', this film was what really got him noticed. Seriously. This British hottie did a phenomenal American Accent. Good Lord he was just sweltering. And that's pretty impressive, considering the fact he was bleeding to death for the majority of the film. This movie is easily my favorite Tim Roth performance, hands down. But he has managed to grab my attention in a number of other films aswell. I personally loved him in: 

Rob Roy (1995), The Incredible Hulk (2008), Four Rooms (1995), and Pulp Fiction (1994). 

But the list doesn't end there, folks! He's been in Planet of The Apes (2001), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990), And Funny Games (2007), just to name a few.

Tim Roth and Jeremy Davis in The Million Dollar Hotel.

In case you were wondering, Tim Roth also stars in the popular TV Show Lie to Me. When I heard he was starring in his own television show, I got pretty excited.

OH MAH GOODNESS TIM ROTH ON WEEKNIGHTS!

        Pretty much the Best idea ever.

Now, a lot of people don't find Tim Roth to be an attractive fellow. He has a large nose that looks like it's a bit swollen, heavily hooded eyes, and he's only 5'7.But it's those things that I find make him HOT (and of course that accent). I personally love his smile. 

Snarky! :D

Someone with that much swagger, with that much hotness crammed into a wiry 5'7 frame, is hard to not appreciate.

F*ck YEAH!

 When I see him on screen, or stumble upon one of his photos, my heart goes pitter-pat and I get butterflies. That's right kids. I get butterflies. Deep inside. 

I have a crush.

  Here's a fun little tidbit of info for you fans out there: before Roth got into acting, he actually wanted to be a sculptor. He studied at the Camberwell College of Art. 

This isn't working out.

When he finally realized his true calling, he did a few plays before he got his role as a Skin Head in Made in Britain (1982).  I'd like to mention that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead looks like a very good movie. I haven't seen it, and I haven't seen it available any where. But from the clips I've seen, Tim and fellow co-star Gary Oldman seem to have some awesome chemistry.  

Hot damn, Shakespeare never looked so fine.

From my understanding, the two are actually good friends. He said in an interview that he and Gary had a lot of fun filming together. 

Of course this photo had nothing to do with my previous hunch... ;)

 All in all, he seems like an intelligent and friendly fellow. I love the amount of talent he possesses, and I especially appreciate how he takes his job seriously. He doesn't fool around, he's not in the tabloids, and he hasn't been arrested. I am very fond of this actor, and I'm so proud to be able to include him in my blog.  So here's to you, Tim. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I hope you live a long, happy, healthy life. Cheers! :D  I love you!

You're the best.

El Capitain OUT!

Love.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter!

 

And Happy Birthday, Barbra Streisand!