Happy (!!!) Valentine's Day!

Hot Like Fire.

Readers, today I am feeling Hot Like Fire. I wore my sexiest shirt today and paraded around the university with my own theme song. This was me: 

"Too Cold for you to keep her, too hot for you to leave her!

Who's that chick? Who's that chick?"

So yeah. Obviously I'm having a  good day. Which is weird, because Yesterday I was all:

But today I'm surprisingly not bothered by my singleness or my recent heartbreak. Not one bit! I feel awesome and I still have "Who's That Chick" stuck in my head. 

She must be on Prozac. Or in denial. Or both.

EVEN BETTER, It's my Bestie's Birthday Today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! So its good times all around!  ♥~HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, READERS!~♥ Speaking of Hot Like Fire, you wanna know what else is HOT LIKE FREAKIN' FIRE? 

  Obviously this guy.

 

THESE GUYS, here to wish you (yes, YOU) a 

♥❤♥❤♥HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!♥❤♥❤♥

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Ode to Mustaches

Today is the last day of 

Movember.

And all I have to say is Thank God.

Because THIS: 

 

is not attractive. 

And no matter how great the cause, this: 

mo money mo bitches!

Will never fly in my books. 

So men, buy a razor and watch as your girlfriend magically reappears into your life. We love you, we love the cause, but the 'stache has got to go. 

A Brief Look at Terrible Movie Mustaches

Channing Tatum + Greasy Cop 'Stache = YEUCH.

NO! D:

El Capitain OUT!

That's f*cking disgusting.

Mondays SUCK/ The Cinema Club's 2nd Sexiest Entry Ever

Mondays suck. They do. Lately I've been experiencing the most crazy whirlwind of emotions. The final result, after a week of this incomprehensible madness, I am left feeling anxious, a little bit sore, and (PREPARE FOR DRAMA) teetering on the brink of depression.  Dun-dun-DUNN!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

  (Artwork by Liol)

Well, if you recall last Monday's entry, I came up with a solution to this problem. How does one cure a case of the Mondays? With hot men of course. So as a follow up to The Cinema Club's Sexiest Post Ever, I'd like to bring to you yet another disgustingly brilliant collage of gorgeous men in minimal clothing. 

MY BLOG MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A WHORE!!!

But it feels so good...!

Ok, readers, heeere we goooo!

PS: Probably NSFW.

DISCLAIMER: The Cinema Club is not responsible for any shortness of breath, inability to breathe, heart palpitations, and/or dizziness and disorientation. Furthermore, the Cinema Club is not responsible for your inability to contain yourself and therefore cannot be held accountable for you coming all over your pants and/or couch. Also, the Cinema Club cannot be deemed responsible for any rash decision you may make after experiencing the utter sexiness of this blog, including (but not limited to) public exposure, sleeping with random strangers, the stalking and/or pursuing of any of the following celebrities. As a final disclaimer, the Cinema Club would like to warn readers that the following men are incredibly sexy and likely will cause heart palpitations, dizziness, and shortness of breath.  

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Remember to breathe ;)