I have to write an English paper.

Dear Blogger, thank you for existing so I have something to do other than continually checking NHL trade center when I have a big paper due tomorrow. 

I keep "trying" to write my essay. But I end up doing this:

 

So then I waste time on the NHL's website. Then I make burn myself some lunch. Then I find myself here doing dumb crap like this: 

I am still desperate for a pet koala. Can I have one? Pretty please?  Pleeease? 

 

As excellent as this procrastination post has been, nothing can beat what I did last semester. Instead of writing my history paper I took a plane to Ontario. 

I SHOULD HAVE PIZZA FOR LUNCH!!!

~Queen of Procrastination